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THE ULTIMATE QUEST FOR THE ANSWER TO THE MEANING OF LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING
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It all started one night, as it has a
habit of doing, but I'm not sure exactly
what "that" is. Which is to say,fairly
disturbing. This tiny section of the
million pages of information flowing
through the technological nightmare
the human race has created is not a
statement. Oddly enough, I am not
trying to sell you anything, but I feel
that I was touched, or affected, by
something, that had an almost insane
desire to be expressed, and an almost
insane jealously of things that are.
The one thing that changed my life:
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THE HITCH HIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
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It's some freaky shit. The abstract,
though comprehensible, concept of
universal philosophy is explored in some
depth in this fabulous trilogy in five
parts. Oh yeah, if you don't like the
background, tough. Out of 42 different
colours for backgrounds, if I closed my
eyes and flashed them open again, this
one is the first one to catch my eye.
But that's my eye, not yours.
On a totally immodest point, it would
probably be beneficial to the human
ocular-orientated mind for me to create
a psychological image of myself for you.
I refuse to partcipate in the typical
crap describing my physical features,
I konw I am unique but no matter how I
describe myself I will sound like
approxamately 2768 million other people.
I like to think I am unpredictable, but
I'm as predictable as spring after winter.
I like to think I have telepathic and
telekinetic powers, but I don't. I tell
myself that I am a good person, but I'm
not. I tell myself I am constantly aware
of what is going on around me, but I'm
not. I tell myself that as a teenager I
am a total individual and different from
every other half baked adolescent, but
I'm not. I tell myself I am a genius and
a prodigy, but I lack the proof. I am a
filthy-mouthed, smart-arse anal retentive
teenager (like many others, I have
observed) and I have convinced myself I
have satisified the neccessary
stereotypical gender role to participate
as a teenager in my community.
Essentially, I am very two-faced.
Or three. Possibly eleven. Although
predictable, I am subject to violent
mood changes and a Jekyll/Hyde
personality alteration, but I put that
down to my over enthusiastic hormones. I
have noticed that puts an odd spin on
things, my first look at the real world
has been flipped upside down by my
rapidly (some I'm told) maturing mind
and body. In regards to my goals, I
intend to master the art of sorcery,
roam the world having experiences and
find the ultimate answer to Life, the
Universe and Everything. Excitement,
adventure and really wild times.
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WONKO THE SANE
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The most amazing guy I have ever heard
of. He turned his house inside out, and
called it the outside of the asylum. I
liked that, he figured that after reading
the instructions on a packet of
toothpicks (insert between teeth, gently
push from gum down) that the world had
gone completely mad, called the outside
the asylum, and the inside (or outside)
of his house as the only true sane area.
Dippy.
To date, I have a girlfriend, who would
probably be marginally embarrassed by
all this. In fact, she'd probably give
me the flick. Ah well. She now calls me
"strange" out of habit, which is fairly
apt i suppose. So at least she admits to
it. I guess there's worse things to be
called.
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